Do you know what you get when you put a bunch of drunk adults who are on vacation, camping, after having spent the entire day at the lake, their stomachs full, and the kids asleep?
Besides a few who refuse to quit (quitting is for losers), and end up passed out on their camping chair with their mouths open, you get a bunch of drunkies who’ve reverted backed to their 16-year-old selves, and who think that tea bagging those poor passed out souls is hilaaaaaaaaarious.
Pinkies up, ladies and gents
But, you also get the deep thinkers, like myself, who watch these drunken shenanigans and think, how can we make this better?
I leaned over to my friend and in my completely inebriated state said:
Me: Why do the guys get to have all of the fun? I say we start meat curtaining people.
Friend: HAHAHAHAHAH! Right?! Let’s do it.
Me: Yeah, we can get a chair, stand behind them and position ourselves so all you see is a nose.
- Peek-a-boo
Friend: GET OUT OF MY HEAD, YO!
Ha ha …. exactly! Thats what you do! You mess with the passed out people all the time.
Now…. what is meat curtaining??
*clears throat* Well, I’ve heard certain people refer to a woman’s labia as “meat curtains”. I know. Classy.
Hmm now I am going to have to try to picture that…..
Sorry
hee-hee-hee. “meat curtaining”…
This is actually funnier than I can admit to since I am at work… Oh how happy we are when inebriated….
“all you see is nose” – classic
I wrote this at work, and walked away from my desk for a moment and when I came back I noticed that my Google image search for tea bags was still up. Nice.
I sooo miss drunken evenings with friends. I need to get out more.
Our camping weekend made up for at least 6 months worth of drunken evenings.
Ah, this brings me back to my college days, when one of the girls in my major was nicknamed “Beef Curtains” and didn’t understand why.
That was great…so funny…makes you think of all the things you have done or seen done when people pass out!
Oh my. Meat curtaining. I think you owe your husband…something…for the intervention.
Excellent work Gub’ness. Excellent work. Your invite to come have tea and strumpets is in the mail.
I think you would have done it! What a story that would have been.
This is tooooo funny! A great way to lighten up the day!
Oh my…I live a sheltered life…I am not sure if I think that is good or bad right now, hahahahahh. Who the hell comes up with this shit
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I’ve learned something new … meat curtaining. When I read the post I thought it was unzipping a guys pants and exposing his you know what then covering it up with a napkin. Had no idea it was about girly parts.