Do you know what you get when you put a bunch of drunk adults who are on vacation, camping, after having spent the entire day at the lake, their stomachs full, and the kids asleep?
Besides a few who refuse to quit (quitting is for losers), and end up passed out on their camping chair with their mouths open, you get a bunch of drunkies who’ve reverted backed to their 16-year-old selves, and who think that tea bagging those poor passed out souls is hilaaaaaaaaarious.
But, you also get the deep thinkers, like myself, who watch these drunken shenanigans and think, how can we make this better?
I leaned over to my friend and in my completely inebriated state said:
Me: Why do the guys get to have all of the fun? I say we start meat curtaining people.
Friend: HAHAHAHAHAH! Right?! Let’s do it.
Me: Yeah, we can get a chair, stand behind them and position ourselves so all you see is a nose.
Friend: GET OUT OF MY HEAD, YO!